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Next Elder Scrolls game better let me rail the handsome argonian rogue in the alley behind the Swan and Tomato
VOLCEL GUARD! Hands where I can see them. Pay your fine, or go to Horny Jail.
It’s too bad I have maxed out acrobatics and the Boots of Springheel Jack!
leaps five thousand feet into the air
VolCel guards eventually de-aggro because out of range
“I saw a mudcrab today”
B-based UlyssesT
Everyone talks about the romance options nobody talks about how you can have a dog.
One of the mods I had was the one that lets you have other kinds of animals. At first I was like “What kinda animals?” and the first one I got was a goat. Seemed appropriate for my heavily Conan-inspired character to have a goat.I didn’t finish that quest line.
I didn’t finish that quest line.
many such cases
You can have a dog? Was that a DLC thing?
Just checked the wiki and yeah they’re a DLC thing
There’s also the
in the alchemist’s shack near Ivarstead.
And then made it so the creepy gamer bros couldn’t get with their waifu Serana.
Absolutely based.You cant marry serana because of the age gap
Something something power dynamics
considering it’s TES lore, everone being bi is probably just canon since 1978
I don’t think it was laziness. TES Characters like Pelinial are explicitly gay and have been for years. Then there’s all Vivec’s dalliances…
yeah, true, I guess it’s just funnier that way
fair, fair
One must imagine Morihaus happy.
They did the same thing with relationships in Darkest Dungeon II and small number of losers got angry.
You know what Skyrim needed? A romantic rejection simulator where you can’t marry your favorite NPC because some bits don’t match up in the code. They added marriage into the viking murder hobo game. Now you want immersive heterosexuality? What’s next, combat where your weapons don’t phase through your opponents? Shop keeps who can’t be tricked by a bucket? Eat your slop, swine. Buy the 12th rerelease. See Todd Howard in your nightmares. Then realize that he’s bisexual and despair.
Dialogue in the last few Bethesda games has been so pisspoor I have no idea how people can get invested in romance. It’s not exactly Wayhaven…
And the US
