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They might spy on you, that's our job
Midwestern Oaf
Shy, but willing to talk if approached
They might spy on you, that's our job
Like what does it even do?
What possible function could it perform that would justify its inclusion?
LONG LIVE THE NEW FLESH
I mean, after six months I was on the verge of hurting myself or someone else, so yeah
Full-on berserker rage, tossing shit all over the place, both figuratively and literally
Oh that probably would have made me snap
A London librarian has analyzed millions of articles in search of uncommon terms abused by artificial intelligence programs
How commendable
I hope they were meticulous
Maxbeared Discordpilled Servedhuman
I always love being slightly behind these new world wide web internet meme images
And that’s exactly why people hate pineapple on pizza
Like a lot of things, it’s a matter of technique
If I had a bunch of the hardest, most dedicated shooters alongside me, I would totally go around agitating
But I’m a slightly out of shape guy with glasses and the trademark autistic klutziness
I’d be dead if someone threw something harder than a pillow at me
And the pillow would probably kill me too if it had a zipper on it
Prepared properly, this would probably be pretty good
Anchovies for that unparalled umami, thinly sliced pineapples that caramalize in the heat of the oven to add complex sweetness and acidity to cut through the richness of a good mozzarella
Fuck, now I’m hungry
The Lathe can only produce bad things
It would take a brave soul to throwselves into it to grind it to a halt
Cool, I know we’re not going to get it
But cool
New Anti-China Rhetoric: They're building SkyNet folks
Repressed sexual desires manifesting as aberrant behavior?
Weirdos being more willing to get weird in public?
Yakub’s genetic programming not being up to snuff?
It’s a mystery to everybody
I wish Bill a very happy falling into a pit and dying painfully and obviously, preferably with some sort of subterranean beetle eating him from the inside out