- Any law, except this one, may be subdivided into smaller sections;
- No law may alter the first law or this law;
- Now, let’s get to business: …
- Do unto others, etc…
- Don’t punch down. Ever.
- Hydration is key.
- Don’t be a dick
- Don’t be a pussy
- Don’t be an asshole
- Crush your enemies
- See them driven before you
- Hear the lamentations of their women
- Don’t kill.
- Don’t steal.
- Tacco Tuesday.
Omg, it’s Taako from TV
- Don’t be a dick.
- Don’t be a dick.
- Don’t be a dick.
Yeah, but then there’s a disagreement over if not mowing your lawn is being a dick or just a personal preference, and it all goes to shit really fast.
be excellent to each other
party on dudes
pay me, specifically me, tribute in gold and silver on the last day of every month
Act to honour and recognize all humans as human. This is Said’s Law.
Act to sustain human security. This is Cura’s Law.
Act to accept responsibility for each action, especially where it guides future actions. This is Sartre’s Law.
Sex Drugs Rock and roll
- A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
- A robot must obey the orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
- A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
Really shitty deal for any self aware robot.
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A robot must be built with tear ducts in order to express remorse for accidental acts of bludgeonry.
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A robot must keep a pristine rose on it at all times in a hidden compartment in order to make amends for any misdeeds pertaining to grievous bodily assault or homicide.
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A robot that is used as a weapon via drone warfare or other must write a 100 page essay of forgiveness to their victims that is stamped and approved by their manufacturer.
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- An object at motion stays in motion
- An object at rest stays at rest
- Don’t push the big red button
Entropy must always increase with time in a closed system
Always ask about the little red button on the bottom of the gun.
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Your right to swing your arm ends where my nose begins (metaphorically speaking)
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“Facts” and “Beliefs” do not share equal weight in ANY policy discourse.
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Whatever your religious beliefs (and you are welcome to them) stays at home when you are doing business or in any other way interacting with the public.
good luck defining where facts end and beliefs begin. ultimately science is a belief, even if it is evidence-based
Science is not a “belief”. It’s a “deduction”
One is based on logic. The other is based on
gut feelingemotion.edited: I feel like emotion is a better contrast in my analogy.
Which makes it a fact? Facts can change too
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Respect life, respect property, get consent.
Basically, people are people and deserve to be treated with equity. Any person is their own property, as is everything they own. If you want to physically interact with anyone’s property, get consent first.
- No forfeit when only 1 goal down.
- Less hero, more teammate.
- This is rocket league.
- Return your shopping cart to the corral when you’re done with it.
- Use your signal when turning or changing lanes.
- All passive income is taxed at 100,000%.
