Whatever you do, just don’t imagine licking it.
Whatever you do, just don’t imagine licking it.
If you don’t mind: what and where do you ‘perform’ exactly. Asking for a friend.
God super hates it when cum touches mustaches.
Dude. You got 3 whole messages?
It’s a whole different vibe when you imagine it’s Watson as played by Lucy Liu.
It’s cool. Thanks though. Trying to honestly be helpful is always in style.
Further revisions: Don’t like things that aren’t me.
I don’t think that image uploaded correctly. It’s just blank below your comment.
And landed with your dick in your mouth? I’m happy for you. I could when I was younger, but I got too phat.
No. That would be rude. A DICK GETS SUCKED!
Have you learned nothing from James T. Kirk? Let them both die, and suck your own dick.
Thank you for your question.
Option 1: “I’m not fixing your computer until you sort out the octopus bullshit going on behind your desk”
Option 2: “The cable adapter you’re looking for is probably in this box, but it’s pretty octopussy in there.” Then hold firm, direct eye contact with a serious face until they respond.
You’re clearly a bit of a fellow word nerd. Do you have any feelings about the fact that none of that matters anymore if we all just agree that it doesn’t, which one could have an easy time arguing that we have? Sometimes, after spending a rousing five minutes explaining the MOST correct pluralization of ‘octopus’, the only answer I can give to the inevitable question of “why does it matter?” Is “it doesn’t”.
What’s up with the +1 heart on this comment?
Except for the reason why we have different words for ‘chicken’ while it’s alive, and ‘poultry’ after it’s been slaughtered.
…but you can say more if you want to…
Don’t even get me started on whoever decided that through, trough, and though, don’t rhyme, but pony and Bologna do. I bet he was a colonel who kept a journal… Asshole…
Not necessarily true. I just cleaned my bedroom, and it’s still fucked up.
Any of you Keebs know what that exact set is in the pic? I like it. Are they shine through? Looking to upgrade my moonlander.