I know, what a dick right

Nett hier, aber…

no idea, I just remember a dramatic increase in my online time around that period. Also my dad going around drilling holes everywhere so that we could run a cable to everyone’s room back in the days when you assembled a PC from parts you found at a car boot sale

back in '12 for me, we switched to cable and suddenly we had a landline and internet at the same time – it was genuinely crazy

holy chew that was excellent, thanks for introducing that into my life!

I would raise and contort my hand in sync with the dial-up tones when my friend was around to convince them I was a shaman

“One does not simply access the worldy wider web, my child. You have to sing to it.”

now this is podracing!

who does most of the talking? and which of you is most skilled in bed? Or do you all benefit from physical feats

Yep. They called me “Kid Gorgeous.”
Later on, it was “Kid Presentable.”
Then “Kid Gruesome.”
And finally, “Kid Moe.”

pfft, tryna shill inferior vacuum cleaner products on me. I’m a Henry man

1000007. Always align your sights to curve around corners

Kurzgesagt has a tendency to put neoliberal spin on the solutions they offer and they’ve recieved heat for it in the past. Careful with that channel

I took it more like galactic credits are banned on Tatooine , and no trader who didn’t want any trouble with the Hutts would be dealing with them. Taking them on would be a world of trouble, like fencing stolen goods

Why not Southend-onesie? That’s still London… somehow…

The thing with the Jedi mind trick is that only Jedi’s think it works.

Everyone else just see a scary lightsaber guy asking them to repeat a sentence and are more than happy to comply if it means they get left alone.

There’s a limit to how much you can pretend though.

• Letting an old man and a kid drive through a checkpoint? Fine, someone else’s problem.

• Selling an obvious narc deathsticks? Yeah, maybe going home and rethinking your life is the right call here.

• Handing over all your life savings for a bad deal? Uh, no actually.

relevant yoosernaim

Do you remember what Lisa Maffia told you in 2003?

It’s an old WW2 story. They were trying to improve their bullets thus analysed the returning planes which had collected many. By siphoning the bullets out of the frame they could see which ones had the most luck, and could then manufacture luckier bullets.

Wood Bison looks healthier to me, despite all the negativity of the annotations