- cross-posted to:
- memes@lemmy.ml
- cross-posted to:
- memes@lemmy.ml
Listen, fat; we need to destabilize the Middle East to prevent the formation of a pan-arab regional alliance that could threaten our hegemony by controlling key energy resources and trade navigation routes, so you need to go die in a miserable war of imperial conquest while your friends and family at home are stretched to the breaking point by corporate profiteering.
My nephew is dead set on joining up soon. Shits horrifying.
Accidentally drop something heavy on their foot.
My nephew joined the army a few years ago and now wants out. I tried talking him out of it or at least consider the coast guard if you’re going to be a jack boot, but the rest of my family are all military ass kissers.
I think he’s seen some light but I doubt it since that side of my family is incredibly reactionary.