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> gets one of like 15 cybertrucks that actually somewhat works
> dies instantly
His tombstone will read “still love the truck tho”
I never thought I’d live in a world where The Homer seems like a reasonable vehicle choice.
Then again, the Canyonero is just a regular truck now, so what do I know?
country-fried truck endorsed by a clown
A coworker has an enormous 7 seat affront to pedestrian safety that carries him and two car seats. 65 tons of American pride!
Holy shit, there is nothing left of that piece of shit
Also the car mostly burned up
Tin fucking coffin.
Amazing how history is repeating itself as farce. Drugged out rich dude building a wild ass car that sucks out of stainless steel. First time around it was pretty cool, plus he trafficked coke inside the frame and we got some good movies out of it.
yeah at least the last guy did some cool trafficking crimes instead of the nerdy financial rules bending shit our current one gets up to
And the Delorian is probably actually safer with it’s 40 year old engineering.
Just you wait until they reboot Back to the Future with a cybertruck.
Late-Zoomer Marty McFly going back in time to 1995 and having to get his parents to bone at a Hootie and the Blowfish concert
Whomever produces it, funds it, or participates in it, needs to take a trip in a malfunctioning Cyber Truck.
Xi did this to make Elon look bad.
critical support to telsa’s war on its own customers
Struck a culvert? Like how big was it
Texas-sized culvert.
If you go all in on the Elonverse you can get a special app to turn your brain implant into a dead-person switch that detonates the lithium batteries in your cyber truck when you stop being alive.
