Unironically, I’ve been getting better search results from Yandex since this AI dogshit started picking up steam. I’m contemplating switching over full time.
Unironically, I’ve been getting better search results from Yandex since this AI dogshit started picking up steam. I’m contemplating switching over full time.
I’ve been playing some hidden gem indie games from that era, too. Ever heard of “Super Mario World”? I’ve never seen anything like it.
BREAKING: Buy Kaspersky Anti-Virus! Even the Yanks are scared of their power!
The US Navy getting owned by a force that doesn’t have a fucking Navy is extremely funny.
If you want to give a gift that’s simultaneously very thoughtful AND a very shitty gift: buy him a pair of knee pads. Refuse to elaborate on why you bought them.
Every single person in that division could be making six figures, and they’d still be cranking out profits.
I wear tankies when it is hot out.
OH NO! I invested all my dinars into Yatta! How is my YTMND-era nest egg going to recover??
Consider the OneLobster009: you don’t have sex, because you’re a weirdo. RIP in pepperonis.
A Linux Wizard does not require a calendar. They simply arrive exactly when they are supposed to.
pray to god and bless y ou amen 🙏🙏:pra
This is like if you did a Google search for Sergey Brin dumb, and the result was just the navy seals copypasta with your actual home address.
Web 3.0 is, more or less, what timeshares were to our predecessors. Here’s a thing you can theoretically use, but in practice, it’s useless and just cons you out of a ton of cash. And the theoretical thing will never actually exist.
Meanwhile, I am permanently banned from YouTube for uploading a 45 second clip of an episode of Star Wars Rebels as a private video to share with my kids, after we just (legally) watched it and they thought it was cool.
Such a good system.
Short answer: No.
Long answer: Your laptop desires are common, but unprofitable. Even if manufacturers charged twice as much for them, they’d lose out in the long run. Because you wouldn’t need to buy a new one every three years.
It’s the same problem that mobile phones have. Year after year, the number one complaint in consumer surveys is: “I want longer battery life!” It’s been like that for 20 years now. You’re never gonna see it. The battery having a short daily life—as well as a short lifecycle (before you have to bin the device because the battery isn’t replaceable)—is an intentional design choice. It ensures you keep buying The Coolest New Thing every few years. That’s money in the bank, baby!
It could! And they’ll get the ol’ solar panels and electric cars treatment with 100% tariffs, making them functionally unbuyable.
of course it’s a fed, posting from feddit!
I think so, but I’m so deep on the autism spectrum that I’m probably SCUBA-certified, so…