You can get a good look at a t-bone by sticking your head up a butchers ass, but I’d rather take the bulls word for it.
What the fuck is this from? I know this quote; the unflipped one
Tommy Boy.
Thanks. That was making my brain itchy.
Does the pope shit in the woods?
No, but I certainly do
“#makepoopwhilethesunshines”
Ricky-isms. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3dYMQgopIY
From the TV show Angel.
Harmony, vampire ex-cheerleader
“You’re preaching to the horse’s mouth!”
You can give a man a drink and his thirst will be quenched for a day, but if you show a man to the water source, he will be quenched for the rest of his life.
You can’t crack an omelet without making eggs.
This looks like ai slop
i like to say “das leben ist kein ponyschlecken” and “das leben ist kein zuckerhof”.
You would say that.
It’s like finding a needle in a camel’s back
Which is to say: a whole hell of a lot easier than a camel going through the eye of a needle, to quote JC.
Not the brightest knife in the tool room.
Who told you that?
I like one from a They Might Be Giants song, you made my day, now you have to sleep in it.
Daffy Duck one said, “You buttered you’re bread, now sleep in it.” And 10 year old me couldn’t stop laughing.
I’ve made my omelette, now I’ve got to sleep in it. If you lead a horse to water, you can make it fish.
I’d rather “if you lead a horse to water, teach it to fish”
We could workshop it, but if you’re bad at something, never do it for free
The fish one is making me laugh
Glad to hear it. You know what they say, you miss 100% of the shots you take
