By “eliminate poverty” he means killing all the poor people with his robot army.

That’s the base of the new food pyramid.

There actually IS a piss tape and it’s underage girls involved. I’m sure Epstein’s circle included unscrupulous Russian oligarchs.

Expected a couch in the first pic.

… Mississippi ranks ninth in fourth-grade literacy…

Someone should tell them there’s eight more grades after 4th

Everything a cop or judge does should be on camera.

If a robot taxi were to hit and kill the Waymo CEO, that would be the only acceptable death.

Great album!

Chocolate and Cheese

Millions of people… On a planet of billions.

Wasn’t there a Matt Damon movie about that?

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What a great reminder that the current administration is full of pedophiles covering for other pedophiles.

Mythbusters FTW!

I report suspected phishing emails… And meeting requests with links from people I don’t know, and culture surveys with external links, and ‘subscription’ emails from services used in our stack, any ‘surprise’ email with an attachment… I’ve set up rules that automatically forward emails from specific senders directly to security.

Don’t tell an autist that you want them to be paranoid about phishing unless you’re ready for the consequences.

"… Whatever happens next is all a blur, but you remember that “fist” can be a verb… "

I love how easy Lemmy makes it to block dumb-fuck children.

“That could mean biological needs like food or sleep, social needs like work or seeing friends and family, or self-improvement like exercise or pursuing hobbies…”

Work has done all of this to me on repeated occasions, but I wouldn’t say I’m addicted to work.

Though… I suppose I am addicted to the resulting paycheck.

And another conservative is born.

The mice are cousins of Lemmiwinks.

Allow me to introduce you to Phoenix Jones

I’d like to see a phone with the camera aimed out the top, bottom, or side so we can lose the optics wart on the backs of current phones.