“Nature abhors a vacuum, and anything that is not a crab.”
I guess the rest of France is just sparkling vineyards.
I do like the Burton aesthetic, but Forever is still my favorite Batman movie.
When my landlord shows up to collect his tip.
Tried really hard to summon a portal to Oblivion.
That’s what it means to specialize.
You can detect a forklift before most other people can.
Cajun Apple Pie
I’m shocked I got here first:
Slender Mannequin
Bender: “Don’t knock it 'til you try it, meatbag.”
The trouble with Tribbles.
“Wait, wasn’t there just five of them am Moment ago?”
I grew up seeing all those Flash games on Newgrounds. Some were good, most were baaaaad!
Medical professionals and guidebooks from the present day, not from 74 years ago. At the very least, stay away from my kid.
What started as a throwaway comment had to become a legitimate PSA.
Doing that is causing more harm than good. The logic that lead to recommending such action is derived from the institutionalized and abusive corporal discipline of the time. ‘I beat my kid all the time, this can’t possibly be bad for them. They can take it.’
It’s like a cartoon where someone is being held upside-down by their ankles and shaken. Also, commentary of the time.
If you honestly believe in 2024 what is pictured is helping, do not help.
And by wild we mean institutionalized child abuse.
Park-anywhere hazard lights.
You can usually specify a delivery date. Just pick one week after the day you’re ordering.
Fun is playing every world.
My clothes have artisanal wrinkling.