Pretty sure that kid is either going to grow up to be a serial killer or obese. Normative determinism is a thing.
I knew a kid Montana, who everyone used to call Montarrrrrrrrrrna because she was a big lass.
Street lamp Le moose enters the chat. https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/jlao6/so_my_wife_just_agreed_to_name_our_unborn_son/c2d21qe/
If I had a son, I’d name him Bort. There’s a reason why I’m not allowed to have children…
Speaking of generic names…
I’m all for names with some weight on them, but give the kid a normal name and just tell people, “We call him Kicker.” Let the kid make up the story for why. Everywhere has a little line for ‘prefers to go by’ now, and you can avoid the problems (and don’t try to say there aren’t any) associated with names that don’t fit the average idea of normal.
Musk named his a passcode.
Sounds like how Russians name their kids
I used to make a joke with friends back in highschool that if I ever had a kid I’d name them something like Bu62bil8 and just say it’s pronounced “David” to mess with teachers.
Elon Musk must have heard me and thought I was being serious…
Don’t lie, you were once at a maturity level that you would have done that. Although unlike you, Elon is still at that level of maturity.
Do you think Elon Musk ever refuses to put on his shoes, because he certainly gives that impression.
“little fatso yummy toes” more likely
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Is Please like and subscribe your other child?
you forgot RAIDSHADOWLEGENDS
Promised my wife I’d save that for our firstborn daughter
It is more of a girl’s name, traditionally.
I’m the shovel and I dig you
“THE MACHINE”
He is the machine!
If I ever have son, I’m gonna name him… Bill or George, anything but Sue!
I still hate that awful name!
Some body once told me the world was gonna roll me
That was an amazing and underrated movie.
Can someone name the movie 😭
Mystery Men. Its only singular flaw is helping launch Dane Cook’s career
What’s wrong with Dane cook
He’s got that same unidentifiable quality as Nickelback
I love me some Dane cook stand-up he has some good bits
Thank you!
Mystery Men
The most famous part of the movie was its soundtrack.
Holy, you weren’t kidding.
All Star was written for this movie
Avengers before Avengers!
I feel like it has more of “The Boys” vibe without the gratuitous violence.
I was thinking more of the bringing a team together that has conflicting personalities to fight a big bad while making snarky jokes along the way.
Me IRL
“Shit your trouser holes, Shovel is here!”
I know someone who goes by Kil