One of the cliches in a lot of rom coms involves a woman who’s too busy with a career to have ever fallen in love. To make this work, usually the woman has a high paying but long hours job like lawyer or executive or something like that. It would be the kind of job that people would like to have because of the money and the power. Having the woman be something like a janitor wouldn’t work because a. it doesn’t pay well and b. it isn’t a job most people would dream about having and most certainly wouldn’t sacrifice love for. I think that’s part of the reason why a lot of rom coms depict wealthy people.

It’s in the basement along the the skeletal remains of Lyman.

She tried but she couldn’t read the application.

I put Jack in my soda.

You put the dick in the coconut and drink em both up

I know right? At one point in time I started saving my junk mail as a Hail Mary.

I had a WWJD bracelet at one point in time. The late 90s were weird like that.

Fools Gauntlet would’ve set up for Joker needs food badly memes.

How is ranked choice voting like a March Madness bracket? I thought ranked choice voting was where you rank candidates based on preference. A bracket is basically a series of binomial choices and would be closer to the system we have now.

Let the sunshine in

Some others:

The interviewer reeks of desperation

The “interview” feels more like a sales pitch

The interviewer invokes rock stars or ninjas

The message that the boss is gonna get is that the company party should be nothing but work instead.

Ain’t no rule that says an opossum can’t play football.

I hear it’s the word.

I’d give him a dollar

I’m sending my love down the well.

They need to make Oops All Stuf

It’s a way to keep people shopping at the same store. Since most fuel perks are something like 10 cents off a gallon for every $100 spent, if you spend a lot of money at a store then you get more off of a gallon. It then discourages you from going to a different store because you may not have as many fuel perks and would have to spend more to get the same fuel perks you may already have with the first store. The stores of course don’t want you to go to their competitors, so it’s a win for them.

For a lot of high school seniors, prom is the last big event before graduation. It’s an event where you can hang out with a lot of your classmates away from school and parents and such. There aren’t too many opportunities to just hang out for a lot of teens, what with the homework and extra curricular activities and such occupying a lot of their free time. That being said, it’s not uncommon for people to skip the prom and some schools make it a bigger deal than others.