DaddleDew@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 3 days agoWhat if Tyrannosaurus Rexes moved and walked like chicken do?message-squaremessage-square29fedilinkarrow-up1141arrow-down13file-text
arrow-up1138arrow-down1message-squareWhat if Tyrannosaurus Rexes moved and walked like chicken do?DaddleDew@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 3 days agomessage-square29fedilinkfile-text
minus-squaregivesomefucks@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up22·3 days agoI mean, they’d be pretty much like real chickens. Chicken rules are just prison rules. You pick the biggest one, and punt it across the yard. Then it attacks the second biggest one and you’re done. If you let one of them attack you first, then the rest are going to want to see how they measure up.
minus-squareHonkyTonkWoman@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up5arrow-down1·edit-22 days agoUnless you accidentally punt the one that makes the toilet wine… then you’ll have a mess of alch-y chickens looking for your flask & going all puke-a-potamus all over your shoes.
I mean, they’d be pretty much like real chickens.
Chicken rules are just prison rules.
You pick the biggest one, and punt it across the yard. Then it attacks the second biggest one and you’re done.
If you let one of them attack you first, then the rest are going to want to see how they measure up.
Unless you accidentally punt the one that makes the toilet wine… then you’ll have a mess of alch-y chickens looking for your flask & going all puke-a-potamus all over your shoes.