unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyzEnglish · 7 hours agoone of the really bad, annoying aspects of doing drugs is the lack of quality controlplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square23linkfedilinkarrow-up173arrow-down15
arrow-up168arrow-down1message-squareone of the really bad, annoying aspects of doing drugs is the lack of quality controlplus-squareunemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyzEnglish · 7 hours agomessage-square23linkfedilink
throwawayacc0430@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 11 hours agoAll you have to do is bump into hitler's biological parents before he was conceived, and you've erased his existence. No "assassination plot" is necessary.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square34linkfedilinkarrow-up167arrow-down19
arrow-up158arrow-down1message-squareAll you have to do is bump into hitler's biological parents before he was conceived, and you've erased his existence. No "assassination plot" is necessary.plus-squarethrowawayacc0430@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 11 hours agomessage-square34linkfedilink
unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyzEnglish · 5 hours agoHenry Kissinger died.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square20linkfedilinkarrow-up133arrow-down18
arrow-up125arrow-down1message-squareHenry Kissinger died.plus-squareunemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyzEnglish · 5 hours agomessage-square20linkfedilink
Sackeshi@lemmy.world · 2 days ago1955 was as old in 1990 as 1990 is in 2025.message-squaremessage-square69linkfedilinkarrow-up1309arrow-down115
arrow-up1294arrow-down1message-square1955 was as old in 1990 as 1990 is in 2025.Sackeshi@lemmy.world · 2 days agomessage-square69linkfedilink
Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · 14 hours agoThe term carrot and stick doesn't sit well with me. If you hit a donkey with a stick then it's likely it won't trust you enough to accept a carrot later.message-squaremessage-square34linkfedilinkarrow-up127arrow-down114
arrow-up113arrow-down1message-squareThe term carrot and stick doesn't sit well with me. If you hit a donkey with a stick then it's likely it won't trust you enough to accept a carrot later.Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · 14 hours agomessage-square34linkfedilink
HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.worldEnglish · 15 hours ago"Different shit. Same day." would be a good tagline for Groundhog Daymessage-squaremessage-square3linkfedilinkarrow-up172arrow-down12
arrow-up170arrow-down1message-square"Different shit. Same day." would be a good tagline for Groundhog DayHonoraryMancunian@lemmy.worldEnglish · 15 hours agomessage-square3linkfedilink
Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world · 12 hours agoIts gotta suck to be the guy who has to text out all the two-factor authentication codes.message-squaremessage-square21linkfedilinkarrow-up1163arrow-down130
arrow-up1133arrow-down1message-squareIts gotta suck to be the guy who has to text out all the two-factor authentication codes.Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world · 12 hours agomessage-square21linkfedilink
IninewCrow@lemmy.caEnglish · 19 hours agoSomeone should convince Trump to wear colorful robes or a uniform and a fancy hat.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square17linkfedilinkarrow-up162arrow-down17
arrow-up155arrow-down1message-squareSomeone should convince Trump to wear colorful robes or a uniform and a fancy hat.plus-squareIninewCrow@lemmy.caEnglish · 19 hours agomessage-square17linkfedilink
entropicdrift@lemmy.sdf.org · 1 day agoThe chocolate cake featured in the 1996 film Matilda is the canonical chocolate cake for all 90's kids.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square52linkfedilinkarrow-up1176arrow-down115
arrow-up1161arrow-down1message-squareThe chocolate cake featured in the 1996 film Matilda is the canonical chocolate cake for all 90's kids.plus-squareentropicdrift@lemmy.sdf.org · 1 day agomessage-square52linkfedilink
throwawayacc0430@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 2 days agoPeople putting a leash on their pets to stop them from running off is being a responsible owner, yet when someone puts a leash on their kids, its being an abusive parent...plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square116linkfedilinkarrow-up1168arrow-down138
arrow-up1130arrow-down1message-squarePeople putting a leash on their pets to stop them from running off is being a responsible owner, yet when someone puts a leash on their kids, its being an abusive parent...plus-squarethrowawayacc0430@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 2 days agomessage-square116linkfedilink
iasmina2007@lemmy.world · 1 day ago(ノ°∀°)ノ⌒･:.｡. .｡.:･゜ﾟ･*☆imagemessage-square8linkfedilinkarrow-up1115arrow-down116
arrow-up199arrow-down1image(ノ°∀°)ノ⌒･:.｡. .｡.:･゜ﾟ･*☆iasmina2007@lemmy.world · 1 day agomessage-square8linkfedilink
Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world · 1 day agoMost people on the internet are not my people.message-squaremessage-square12linkfedilinkarrow-up132arrow-down16
arrow-up126arrow-down1message-squareMost people on the internet are not my people.Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world · 1 day agomessage-square12linkfedilink
essell@lemmy.world · 2 days agoThe answer to the The Problem of Evil could just be that "god" has a totally different definition of evil.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square53linkfedilinkarrow-up144arrow-down112
arrow-up132arrow-down1message-squareThe answer to the The Problem of Evil could just be that "god" has a totally different definition of evil.plus-squareessell@lemmy.world · 2 days agomessage-square53linkfedilink
Apytele@sh.itjust.works · 2 days agoThe fact that some dogs are used to the groomers and some aren't is wild.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square27linkfedilinkarrow-up1187arrow-down18
arrow-up1179arrow-down1message-squareThe fact that some dogs are used to the groomers and some aren't is wild.plus-squareApytele@sh.itjust.works · 2 days agomessage-square27linkfedilink
NONE@lemmy.world · 20 hours agoIt's funny that a song about feeling helpless and vulnerable like Can You Feel My Heart is the theme of the Gigachad, which is the epitome of male idealization.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square1linkfedilinkarrow-up110arrow-down18
arrow-up12arrow-down1message-squareIt's funny that a song about feeling helpless and vulnerable like Can You Feel My Heart is the theme of the Gigachad, which is the epitome of male idealization.plus-squareNONE@lemmy.world · 20 hours agomessage-square1linkfedilink
zeppo@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days agoA better name for tramp stamp tattoos could be bumper stickersmessage-squaremessage-square8linkfedilinkarrow-up1109arrow-down110
arrow-up199arrow-down1message-squareA better name for tramp stamp tattoos could be bumper stickerszeppo@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days agomessage-square8linkfedilink
Yermaw@lemm.ee · 2 days agoIf I donate my testicles as a donor for whatever reason, and they have a child, is that child mine?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square11linkfedilinkarrow-up134arrow-down14
arrow-up130arrow-down1message-squareIf I donate my testicles as a donor for whatever reason, and they have a child, is that child mine?plus-squareYermaw@lemm.ee · 2 days agomessage-square11linkfedilink
fubo@lemmy.world · 2 days ago"Betrothal" (getting engaged) is an anagram for "at brothel".message-squaremessage-square9linkfedilinkarrow-up174arrow-down16
arrow-up168arrow-down1message-square"Betrothal" (getting engaged) is an anagram for "at brothel".fubo@lemmy.world · 2 days agomessage-square9linkfedilink
XeroxCool@lemmy.world · 3 days agoWatching "They Live!" has opened my eyes to how often the movie is referenced, as if I put on the same sunglassesmessage-squaremessage-square21linkfedilinkarrow-up1214arrow-down12
arrow-up1212arrow-down1message-squareWatching "They Live!" has opened my eyes to how often the movie is referenced, as if I put on the same sunglassesXeroxCool@lemmy.world · 3 days agomessage-square21linkfedilink
OTINOKTYAH@feddit.org · 3 days agoEconomcial, Billionaires are the biggest threat to the free marketplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square12linkfedilinkarrow-up1155arrow-down17
arrow-up1148arrow-down1message-squareEconomcial, Billionaires are the biggest threat to the free marketplus-squareOTINOKTYAH@feddit.org · 3 days agomessage-square12linkfedilink
