“Hi, I’m Ben Shapiro, and I’d like to talk to you about Piracy. But first, a five minute interlude where I play on a pan-flute and mention that I was a classically trained musician.”

“Listen to Ben, kids. uncontrollable weeping. He’s making a lot of really good logical points here. hiccup The mother god of the internet is seeking to consume the father sphere of private property through a transformation of beings. I can’t express to you enough, gasp-cry, enough how this is torturing the Ur-Soul of the Cosmos. Piracy depletes your masculine energy!”

“Thanks JBP! Now lets break it down in an entertaining rap musical number. Tom! Drop that beat!”