Please don’t take this satirical thought seriously, just take it for what it is, total nonsense.

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      Ooh, sorry, you’ve already purchased the “Over-30-Everything-Hurty” DLC for Living: Life and we don’t offer refunds, so…

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          Hello!

          Thank you for your interest in returning your Life: Living DLC “Over-30-Everything-Hurty”. As part of our efforts to allow you to enjoy the current season Capitalism: If You Don’t Own Everything You Own Nothing as quickly as possible all DLC was registered to your account by $Mother on $Birthday. Unfortunately, once tied to your account any registered DLCs can not be removed.

          We hope you have a pleasant day!