Honestly, if I ran a catering business I might put up the same sign. What’s the worst that can happen? 3 horse funerals?
Honestly, if I ran a catering business I might put up the same sign. What’s the worst that can happen? 3 horse funerals?
Annual? Those fuckers be meeting outside my window every morning!
Ew… Who eats a burger with the lettuce on!?
Could be one cob of corn with many popped kernels, you can’t prove it’s not…
Wait… Does the notice post automatically or did you do that?
Edit: Oh shit!
Ironically this is probably the result of someone using ChatGPT to write their job listing
And the music video for Fat, the original song by Weird Al that he parodied, was actually directed by his brother Muffin Scorsese
Unsuspecting? I’m pretty sure it’s on my wishlist…
Can’t tell if that’s Al or really a photo of Daniel Radcliffe…
Doctor doctor, gimme the news, I gotta BAD CASE OF COUCH-BUG DEW!
Are beans allowed again on Lemmy?
Rise and shine where the sun don’t shine…
That’s why we’ve forgiven Tom Hanks for that murder spree, we can’t lose him too
Why’s it smell like steamed hams?
I’m 5’4" and the term just makes me cringe. I don’t normally think about my height unless someone else brings it up or I need to reach the top shelf, but I don’t need encouragement in that case… just a ladder.
Have you tried eating around the lactose?
Good work Ducktective, what would we do without you…