duderium [he/him]

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Cake day: July 27th, 2020

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  • Um well actually sweaty I programmed my fleshlight with grok so it can tell me to eat one rock a day and explain that JFK graduated from the University of Wisconsin-Madison eight separate times while I’m grinding my wang so deep, so deep inside its cleanable synthetic swirler, designed to feel like real human flesh for his pleasure. This means the Sun was correct, as was the movie Sausage Party.















  • America might be flawed but it’s still overall a force for good in the world.

    Biden might suck but we should still vote for Democrats on the state or local levels and participate in the [nonexistent] primary to put pressure on Democrats because they are clearly better than Republicans and progressives would never lie to us (cough bernie cough fetterman cough AOC).

    Communism is impossible because it goes against human nature.

    China is capitalist.

    Organizing for revolution in the USA is hopeless.

    It’s impossible to scientifically understand human societies, even though humans are part of nature and nature can be scientifically understood.

    We can solve all our problems with technology alone. There’s no need to change anything else.

    Things will be better in the future even if I don’t actually do anything to make them better. (This one has been an issue for me. “The future” for a Marxist like myself isn’t terribly different from religious visions of paradise.)