My Christian parents would ground me for an entire summer for watching the Simpsons.

But if they wanna watch Oz in front of me where a prisoner rapes another prisoner and then hangs himself, then somehow that’s not as bad as the Simpsons?

Teacher: “Lesson 1: have more money.”

It’s all the same crap to me.

For Elder Scrolls, I’d recommend giving either Oblivion or Skyrim a whirl, and then after you feel done with one, try the other. In my opinion they are both great for different reasons, and they are different enough to feel like very different games in some ways.

If it helps you make a decision in terms of RPG story feel, Skyrim is more about you as the hero, and Oblivion you’re more like a person that happens to be there.

There’s great modding resources too if you’re into that. Especially on Nexus. Even light modding like some QoL upgrades or bug fixes. I’m not talking crazy mods.

Oh, the endgame for Skyrim (the original DLCs) really do give you some rewarding post-game fun in like a god mode.

Get ready for the Huge Re-Release of Dead Risings Remaster, or HuRRDRR

I’m tired of [Insert game] Re-garbage

Any kind of overt and heavily pushed version of their stereotyped personality is the joke.

I grow tired of how all the Pixar style movies use the same facial visual gags. They’re all kinda samey.

My work gave everyone digital desk phones. The calls come through the computer.

I still barely ever get calls, and the Voicemail go to my email.

Also no helmets. Can’t cover the face even when wildly impractical.

Steams custom controller profiles alone used on Steam Deck are killers for me. Nothing else amounts.

Anything to avoid Reno.

“Please look at me, I attempted to care.”

Oh no! And if this one internet person had just seen this article, the whole problem would have been solved.

Forget the victims, look at how we as society have failed this specific internet person. Shame on us!

/s

You’r basically saying as loud and selfishly as you can that your protest of how shitty the internet is takes precedence over victims of actual sex crimes. Interesting, when you could have just been mildly frustrated and then moved along like the rest of us do.

Sony screws up everything.

This is bullshit analysis. People can buy their steam keys from endless sources and sales. Some games that would have been $20+ some people can get for as little as $0.50 depending on circumstances.

It’d be impossible to calculate how much has been spent. They also just straight multiplied the amount of public ones instead of better estimating that using data they had.

All you can do is say how much they are currently or were worth. Considering how steep the price drops can be for many games, it’s a pretty wide range of possibilities and makes estimating this fairly worthless.

Just a deliberately bullshit headline made by idiots wielding “data science” hype.

I would have followed you, my brother, my captain, my king, you piece of shit.

Here’s looking at you, kid, you piece of shit.

A heart is not judged by how much you love, but by how much you are loved by others, you piece of shit.

Thanks for the adventures; now go have a new one you piece of shit! Love, Ellie.

Please, boss, don’t put that thing over my face, don’t put me in the dark. I’s afraid of the dark you piece of shit.

I’ll never let go, Jack, you piece of shit.

The best love is the kind that awakens the soul you piece of shit.

When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible, you piece of shit.

You want the moon? Just say the word, and I’ll throw a lasso around it and pull it down you piece of shit.

You’re the first boy I ever kissed… and I want you to be the last you piece of shit.

He asked calmly.

Same reason you wait longer if you order inside instead of drive thru.

Conservatives:

Guns don’t hurt people, PEOPLE hurt people.

Also conservatives:

THESE BOOKS ARE GONNA HURT PEOPLE!