That’s how “Return of the Living Dead” ended. Spoiler: it didn’t work out well.

That blew my mind that scissors would be invented before paper, then I remembered clothing exists.

Pretty sure he was making a self-burn. LOL.

“Come hither you bitch”.

Got it. Use phrases popularized by surfers/ninja turtles.

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The poster is for World War I. Your link is for World War II.

That was a noble shift in opinion.

Which telescope team?

Yeah. 1 and 3 were recorded during one of those HBO free weekends for us.

Bring one home. Mama will be so proud of you.

A little gross too, but not unethical. Like eating boogers.

I’m not sure why people are downvoting you on this comment. I got the Stephen King reference too.

Yeah. I’m curious where this article was posted. It’s sounds like clickbait. How would she even figure that out?

LOL. My first thought as well. What has that pastor been doing to warrant hell?

Yeah. My ginger wife definitely got a bad sunburn during a car ride.