I spent a month in Bend and never knew about the blockbuster, I mean I learned about it a year later 🫤
I spent a month in Bend and never knew about the blockbuster, I mean I learned about it a year later 🫤
Maybe he DID defeat a pride of lions but he accidentally posted the wrong photo.
a true measure of one’s strength is how elderly one can become. outlive all your enemies! outlive all your friends!
Your parents must’ve been wealthy because those are all the fun toys I remember in my childhood that all the other kids had. I didn’t have.
I like the way we don’t have to wear petticoats under our dresses anymore.
I guess I’m old enough too, but apparently not cool enough. Because I have no idea what you two are talking about.
Would be epic for a third-grader to loudly firmly vociferate a taxi driver back into shape
It’s ridiculous that governments are still confused & trying to figure out all this no-brainer shit
chemical storage closet at work…A hydrogen chloride container leaked out onto some iodine containers.
Yep, sounds like a typical day on a typical family farm
I’m scrolling down so far into the comments hoping someone will explain the benefit of sleeping on wet leaves
If you don’t feel like you fit into any of those four above categories, you’re gonna have to take your own picture of the aimless mayhem you’ve made of your life you described up there and make a fifth category.
All I want is everything in the $4 row. I don’t want anything else. can I still participate?
He has such rosy cheeks and healthy radiant complexion
Cockroaches deserve to have their kidneys shrunken.
how closely that word resembles RELIGION and I had to do a doubletake,
if this article was categorized under RELIGION, it would be about murder victims speaking from the great beyond.
Aw dangit, you made this hilarious article make sense and almost took the funny away.
Yeah, the stigma of becoming mute & dumb after being murdered.
Let me try to more articulately guess what OP was trying to say:
Imagine the bank kicking you & your family out of your house, then holding you all prisoner in some other suboptimal surviving situation, feeding you just enough to barely survive, in exchange for your labor, keeping you forever indebted to the bank and working to increase shareholder wealth, but you can’t keep any money for yourselves. All value from your labor goes to shareholders while you work until you die, so that shareholders can have sex parties on their yachts.
Because gravity is stronger now than it used to be.