“Hey Siri, Kill yourself.”

I wish tornadoes were real

Who the fuck is screaming “OPEN YOUR BORDERS” i will never open my borders

New Nintendo 3ds (not XL)!

Virtual Boy fans ate outraged. Game and Watch fans are sobbing and shaking

It’s not a matter of taste. Physical feedback is qualitatively different than one that is purely visual. Driving is a visual intensive act, and even a brief look away can be dangerous, but a touch screen interface relies on visual feedback to navigate because you cannot feel the buttons. These senses work differently on a fundamental level

Unihertz Jelly Star is flip phone sized, but a full smart phone

Zenfone can go fuck itself for pulling that. Loved my 9, was gonna get a 10, but went with the Unihertz Jelly Star because I can root it

Facebook is absolutely crawling with this shit. 5000 like posts on the most random shit but 0 hahas, There’s not a goddamn thing on the internet that some haters won’t haha react to.

And you get like 3 posts from friends at the top, a few from groups, then literally every other post is “suggested for you” shit like this.Sometimes you get 2 or 3 in a row. It’s a ducking crypt in there.

Yes, the interney is flush with bots everywhere, but I haven’t found any site that is as vad as Facebook. I quit that shit a month ago because my friends don’t even post anymore and if they do, I don’t see it. Just fake shit and ads and ads and ads.

It’s only good for useless busywork like cover letters

I hit windows and type, and there’s like a 3 second delay before results post, then the results have ads

Fuckerberg

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Another banger

I don’t get no respect, I tell ya. I can’t even own myself on Twitter anymore. Now they’re charging me rent! No respect at all

Shoutout to revolutionary black liberationist Malcom Twitter

Not saying Agile is always bad, but somftware was much better when waterfall was dominant

Ah yes, “realease it buggy and unfinished and slowly add features while the bugs fester.” Great idea