give me my 30 minutes back
Saddam Fußein
Thank you
Archeologists: “This was probably for ceremonial use, in fertility rites”.
Sadaam Hussein is blocking the view
Let the man enjoy his front row
but i wanna enjoy hot feet
2024 Twitter screenshot, ew.
Petition for the mods to ban X screenshots
I give my brother shit because he’s far left progressive but still spends all day on Xitter. His excuse is that Xitter isnt making a profit so he’s hurting Musk a tiny bit every time he uses it…Yeah, I didnt buy it either.
Xitter isn’t meant to make a profit directly, it’s a loss leader to gain government influence so he can make real money through government contracts via Space X, Starlink, etc
“The local grocery store is run by a neo Nazi, but they’re worried about going out of business so if I shop there I’m costing them money!”
Forget profit, it doesn’t matter. What does matter is that choosing to stay on twitter only legitimizes it.
Have a counterargument to give him. He’s the product, and his service is giving fascist trolls someone to argue with, and fellow “leftists” someone to come to X to see. He’s encouraging other people to use the site, and they’re watching ads and buying checkmarks.
Also he’s encouraging governments and politicians to stay, and letting the media be controlled by a fascist.
It would be a lot less profitable if the site was only bots. He’s subsidizing the bots.
Tell him he’s dreaming.
They’re profiting off your data, alright
Knees definitely need to be a bit darker. Who the fuck has a thing specifically for knees?
I don’t know, but my dad definitely didn’t want to explain this scene to me when I was a kid.
Can you elaborate? I might fit that criteria.
See, I’ve seen this do the rounds, and it always loses me before Saddam, because let’s be honest, if you’re into knees you’re clearly more respectable than being super into ass. Weirder, for sure, but more respectable, in an old timey, strangely prudish way.
There is definitely a time in history when someone masturbated to the thought of a bare shoulder.
And that time was in middle school, and the someone was me
Oh, sweet summer grandpa…
Nah I’m in my 20s, that’s just what happens when you are super horny, aren’t ashamed of it, but also don’t know what sex is.
I don’t want to be respected for being into ass.
I want to be disrespected for being into ass 🫣
I want to be disrespected for being ass
Same girl same
a friend of mine made a comment about appreciating calves and that threw the whole chat off kilter
Calves are an eyebrow raiser? Lordy. What’s the world coming to when we can’t openly discuss nice calves. When I say I love legs, I mean the whole leg.
Oh yah. I’ve heard/seen of calves implants, I feel like the trend started a few years back.
Thousands of years developing pattern recognition and we use it for shitposts. Peak evolution
The best part is scrolling my feed for that unexpected conclusion.
Every time.
Ankles so scandalous!
Quality crossover
