I don’t know why everyone wants Meta to stay in the “reality policing” business.
That’s one of the first things a dictator/fascist would go after. It inherently controls your reality.
Mfer looks like Logan Paul cosplaying weird Al.
He looks like a female school principal from the 80s whos not angry,shes disappointed.
It’s that all-too-common neck snap that got him. The trick is to roll forward, not lie backward. He’ll be missed! /s
Complains about feminine energy while looking like a middle aged woman.
I’m not sure a guy who has actually aided in multiple genocides is going to get his feelings hurt with these schoolyard insults.
I actually think the reason he and Space Karen act the way they do is because they know they can buy a lot of things, but they can never buy being cool, and that bothers them both a LOT.
He came and he went
She died trying to suck her penis.
Oh gosh I made a faux pas.
He looks like a Jessica, no offense to other Jessicas.
I knew a Jessica with the same hair, only blonde
I heard he had a rib removed but still couldnt suck it, so he had a rat penis extension added on and now he can put it in his mouth if he moves his curly locks out of the way
I heard even after the extension he was only sucking on a pube
the embarrassment killed him…
F
Damn you OP, I instantly went to check if he was actually dead and now I’m disappointed.
Community note: it’s true, he’s just pulling a Herman Cain.
Community notes: fake, Androids have no need to autofellatio.
It was trying to plug its power output plug into one of its power input sockets to get “free electricity”.
Question: How can a mouth on the head of a penis suck itself?
Did he recently become locked in the back of his stretch limo?
You gotta so some thinking with portals.
He’s got the budget t solve this dilemma and you know this.
It’s penises all the way down.
Nah dude, you’re thinkin of Trevor Moore.
That’s the guy who died having anal sex with a horse.
Mr hands!!!
Go fuck yourself doll licker
His dick was in his mouth?
Balls resting on his lips.
He made it, hunhh?
