• masterofn001@lemmy.ca
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    13 days ago

    Surgeons have detected a slimey orange mass which spread rapidly through the body politic.

    Previous attempts to excise the malignant lump have been sidelined by a secondary drug resistant infection.

    As of today it has metastasized beyond the host into a late stage terminal condition.

    Amputation has not been ruled out.