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That sweet new jacuzzi
The love and admiration of NFL hero Patrick Mahomes
A larger and wider penis/vigina
A billion doll hairs
Don’t let modernity ruin your daily life with doubt and uncertainty. Let Jesus^tm give you hope that will fuel your mindless toil while you work until the day you die.
Well I can do all things through Christ, so why don’t you jot that down too
Then do it. Go fix it with your magic powers.
You can do all things through christ.
Sign up today, christ subscription service. Basic services start at just 10% your household income. With the power of Jesus^tm right at your finger tips you will be able to clasp your hands and pray for:
That sweet new jacuzzi
The love and admiration of NFL hero Patrick Mahomes
A larger and wider penis/vigina
A billion doll hairs
Don’t let modernity ruin your daily life with doubt and uncertainty. Let Jesus^tm give you hope that will fuel your mindless toil while you work until the day you die.
Unappreciated sunny reference?
I hope so