The secret to writing a good resume is that people are lazy and HR departments are overworked just like everyone else so you can just fucking lie
Them: Can you explain the gaps in your resume?
My autistic ass: Well, it’s because I was unemployed.
One of many dumb questions that the gatekeepers ask you before they decide your livelihood.
Me: Can you explain why this is the 4th time you’ve posted this exact job in a year?
I’ve actually applied to 2 different places 4 times a piece over the last year. I had initial interviews with them each the first time and both said “lol no we found someone better qualified”. But alas, they keep reopening those positions. I think at this point I’m blacklisted from both and it’s an insta-deny on Indeed from them.
