This has got to be my new favorite genre of reactionary memery. They’re trying to do the whole “uphold traditional lifestyles and value” schtick but can’t help telling on themselves that they think it’s going to mean they can fuck women who look like the porn stars they wank to.

Utah is the second highest consumer of cosmetic surgery in the United States. They call it “The Utah Look.” In case you wanted to know why this lady’s tits are so big.