• Fisk400
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    6 months ago

    Always fun to read headlines that could be featured in the first 5 minutes of a disaster movie.

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          5 months ago

          plot twist, cleaning up the source of that contamination would mean a local business endures lower profit margins. the bureaucrat who’s job it was to push the Approved! button got chased away from their terminal by a guy in a rubber mask who brought a fog machine and a projector