Please don’t ask why I need this.

It would be great if the food also made me sweat less.

It has to be something I can easily find.

EDITS FOR CLARIFICATION:

  • I am not planning on partaking in any illegal activities.

  • I do not condone the use of illegal substances and am not planning on smuggling anything anywhere.

  • I am not going on a hiking trip or mailing myself anywhere.

  • I will be staying in a tent (not a small one; a huge with with air conditioning and everything). I will be traveling for five days, returning to my current location on day 3 and traveling again on the last two days. I will not poop on the first three days (hopefully).

  • Clean toilets with all the expected facilities will be available to me. I am not going to poop for reasons that I wish to keep to myself.

  • If it gets bad, like really bad, like a-piece-of-poop-is-literally-halfway-out-my-ass bad, I will use the toilets.

Please stop asking because I am not telling anyone the reason.

    • adj16@lemmy.worldEnglish
      883·
      2 years ago

      They’re ribbing you a little bit for making such a weird post. They were worried that fewer users on Lemmy would mean less interesting and unique posts, but here you are, making the most unusual content most of us have seen all day (or week).

      • tebro@lemmy.tebro.fiEnglish
        6·
        2 years ago

        That wasn’t actually it 😂 I was replying to some other post and after the fact realized that something has gone weird as I suddenly saw this post title up top. Seems my comment deletion didn’t quite take

        • imaqtpie@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
          111·
          2 years ago

          Lmao I’ve seen this happen a few times before and I knew it would end up being hilarious at some point.

          Congrats, you just got a lucky little bit of Lemmy history.

        • adj16@lemmy.worldEnglish
          3·
          2 years ago

          Oh lmao well it ended up being the perfect snarky response to such a wild post so just roll with it I guess!

        • codRL@lemmy.sdf.orgEnglish
          2·
          2 years ago

          I read about that happening to someone else earlier.

          Your comment is still kinda perfect for this post though, haha!