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Granted. You’re given a printout of your DNA sequence.
It’s a stat block.
That’s right, you’re an NPC.
It’s a Call of Cthulhu sheet.
Granted. You can see your character sheet but there’s almost no new information on it.
However, now you know for certain that we live in a simulation. This gives you an existential crisis that you can’t deal with for the rest of your digital life.
Granted … all your stats seem to be below average.
Granted. You see a generic villager stat sheet.
Granted.
I see what you did there.
Granted but you notice all the stats are as low as they’re allowed to be
