Face your didgeriDOOM in the ring!

I’m sorry Australia for making that joke, I understand if I’m gonna get banned from the continent.

Thank you.

I don’t get this post.

I want it and even though I have the money I’m not spending $60 American on it. Same deal with the new Secret of Mana game.

Today years old.

I find “tree sauce” to be silly. They should use a more mature term like “tree blood”.

Toss up between the Space Race or when mascots start running laps.

Do we even have Native Americans on the platform? I hope we do, there’s not a lot of them left.

I hate this fucking timeline.

1. My reading habits are like everyone of my hobbies, I’m obsessed for a week then move on to a new pursuit then come back to reading several months later.
2. I read text books about Aztec history.
3. I’m a year away from 40 and I’m coming to terms with being alone for the rest of my life (which is exactly the same leading up to this point).
4. I bought a book stand I can adjust and wheel around.
5. Stop caring what other people think and just read when you feel like it. You’re overthinking this.

^sweat potatos

Fixed it for ya.

I literally don’t understand their idea. This is incoherent.

What is this schizo bullshit you wrote? This is a text wall of nonsense.

So importation isn’t possibleZ In the US most estrogen supplements are made from beets and sweat potatos(yup need to me).

What the fuck is wrong with your English? You’re trying to lecture and can’t even spell “sweet potatoes” right.

Dogs. I don’t want to hear about yours and if I’m in public keep your dog away from me.

So bare minimum for no frills this doesn’t need to look fancy:

1. Look up the bare minimum HTML template but it’s going to be more or less an html element that contain head and body elements.

2. In the head is where you put your metadata. Add a title element along with a style element for your css. Do some research here for placing fancy things like a favicon, font families, and SEO stuff.

3. In the body add a header, a div, and a footer elements. Add a nav element to your header for your navigation. If you’re using a single page then you’ll use anchor tags to get around. The div give it a class of “container”, “wrapper”, “app” or whatever. Put your legal and contact info in the footer.

4. The h1 through h6 tags are headers with the higher number h being by default smaller font sizes. Use these as your titles for your content. You shouldn’t have more than h1 element.

5. If you’re not using a style library then do a quick search for display grid and display flex. You can make a really rudimentary column and row layout without much effort.

6. I’d section out my content then assign an id so the nav can jump to it. <section class=“container container_foobar” id=“foobar”> <h2>Foobar Experience</h2> <div class=“row”> <div class=“column column–size_2”> <p>words</p> </div> <div class=“row”> <div class=“column column–size_1”> <p>things</p> </div> </section>

7. Quick style tips. Center your content if you don’t want to worry about screen size. Don’t put plain black text on a plain white background, it hurts the eyes for long periods of reading. Use box-sizing: border-box on your parent elements to make them more manageable. Padding adds size to an element; Margin pushes the element away. Add position relative to your content div and sections; if you get fancy with position (such as absolute or fixed) the element will reference that “relative parent” for it’s placement.

8. Do all of this in VS Code if you don’t have a better editor. If you want images host them on your server and you can reference the URL endpoints in the html file.

I have now worked on my day off. I hope that helped. Edit: Lemmy doesn’t like html markup in chat (reasonable). Here is an example section element

So I’m a front end dev so I’m actually the opposite. My first question is where you want this to live, how are you going to host this site?

If you don’t need anything fancy can a standard HTML file with some style tags in the head with some fundamental css suffice?

Purchasing a white noise machine was one of the greatest decisions of my life.

Happiness is for pussies.

Frankie from The Goon comics.

In my twenties life was a continual slog in a cycle of disappointment and desperation. That gave me something I could “steel myself” with.

You’re literally a century too late for that conspiracy.

This is a smoke screen. They’re going to seize the Everett True comics. SCATTER!!!