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True. I also went from the assumption that slaves way back then = slaves in recent history.
I like to think that being the pyramid engineer/architect for the current pharaoh at the time would have been even a lifetime job.
If they were allowed to decide themselves what project to work on… I would really like to know that.
Maybe they handed out pamphlets, promoting their skills.
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Mike’s mausoleums don’t have this kind of deal.