It’s like a tea kettle that you never clean
It’s like a tea kettle that you never clean
Calm down liberal, it’s called dark humor 🤣🤣
He’s really slumping through the last bit of this election. I saw someone say he’s phoning it in purposely bc he got rattled by the shooting and idk if I believe it but it’s a funny idea
My Brazilian partner has informed me her mom used to say the same thing apparently
*trying to sign my mother in law up for at home care *
Agency: and what’s her ethnicity
Me: she’s Latina, she’s from Brazil
Agency: ah so she’s Hispanic
Me: …… yea sure
(This was like the 20th goofy thing that happened on this phone call so I was just like yknow what… yea ok)
trains…please….
Got another Juan guaido situation
He was in like a room to the side of the free weights
I’m sorry we have too many “international x days.” International beer day? Yea it’s called everyday in this house
Ay the gym and this dude took off all his clothes apart from his underwear and is just posing and looking at himself in the mirror. This has been going on for at least 10 minutes
Johnny bravo ass behavior
On elons twitter you can say the n word all day long but if you point out a cis woman athlete is cis you can get your tweet limited for “hateful content”
The dumbass guy that ran the last place I worked used ChatGPT to make a “marketing plan” for artists they were signing and it was the most boiler plate obv shit. It effectively spit out a buzzfeed article or something like that on marketing an artist.
“Have social media, engage with fans, get on playlists!” lol no shit
I’ll feel better about the inevitable second, farcical, disaster being in service of generating various photos of Trump on house cats instead of simply just melting down