theturtlemoves [he/him]

Considering what happened to the last two whistleblowers, I wouldn’t want to piss off Boeing either.

Should have gone with the good old ‘yo mama’.

One tenth the mass of the earth?

There’s already Essex, Middlesex, Sussex and Wessex, so all we need is a Norssex to ceate Sexland.

While the Latin mass bollocks is gone, Catholics are still expected to know a few Latin words, and Luce = light is one of them. So any conspiracy theorist who stirs shit over this can be safely dismissed as an ignoramus.

Luce = light, Lucifer = light bearer (his job before he rebelled)

There are only so many Latin words; at some point they’ve to use some word that looks like some other word.

‘The Onion’ stands with Israel because it seems like you get in less trouble for that

The CSA precedes the Nazis. In fact, Nazi race laws were partially based on slavery laws from the southern US.

Cake was never an option.

One big power plant is more efficient, but also a single point of failure. Having multiple medium-sized power plants is more reliable.

You can make cattle feed out of it though.

The core is mostly solid. It’s the mantle that is mostly liquid (probably).

It’s Hannover.

What about the set of all insects?

• Reduced expenditure on constructing and maintaining parking lots. Include the costs of security / cameras.

• Company has better control over when employees come and go.

• Employees can start working while on the bus (reading mails, catching up with co-workers, etc.).

• PR department can highlight this as a new green policy. They might even be able to convince the local government to bear a part of the costs, or give some other monetary reward.

Now excuse me while I go wash my hands.