Sooner or later they’d get me for one thing if not for another…
[But if] a fellow ain’t got a soul of his own, just little piece of a big soul, the one big soul that belongs to everybody, then…Then it don’t matter. I’ll be all around in the dark – I’ll be everywhere.
I saw the dems math before and they said “every vote for a third party is a vote stolen from Kamala and a vote for Trump” which if I’m calculating correctly means when i voted socialist i voted 2 times -1 stolen vote which =like 3 votes definitely voter fraud.
Transgressions!
That title’s a master-class in passive voice
I’ll shamelessly repeat myself from another thread because the libs don’t appreciate my genius i want to. Context is "i was fucking tired of all the effin bus analogies in that thread so i made my own
Living thru this election is being strapped in a burning swerving greyhound bus and both drivers are fighting over the intercom about illegal trans-immigrant surgery instead of watching the road the intercom is broken but no one’s listening anyway we’re all screaming at the drivers cuz we’re crushing bodies left and right and anyway our hairs on fucking fire and then we realize (holy shit neither of these assholes will stop the bus) and we start struggling but the belts are too tight or maybe they’re the only thing keeping us from flying out the side and then while we’re fighting and burning we look out the window and we see a guy on the sidewalk and he’s holding a sign
BE
REASONABLE
(they didn’t like my version)
Don’t make fun of my heritage! I’ll not stand for this! My childhood growing up on my family’s spice farm was full of love and laughter. I can still feel the summer breeze on my face as it whispered through the mayobob trees on my way to the tater salad festival, an’ ill never tire of mommas stories bout my uncle ritz, like the time he snuck medium salsa to taco night and gramma passed out.
Ahhh memories
Police Incite Violence at Port Strike
18 others wounded
Pictured: hexbear server rn
Memes all the way down
John Crapper is a hero in my book
no one wants to stand out when they don’t want to so… unique body. Not like elephant man even i mean just really tall/short dark/light different. No one wants to be too far outside the mean where they live
Me n’a boys out to save democracy Nov 5 (again)
I’ve been avoiding hawk tuah as an exercise in how long it was possible to avoid the meme but now i’ve looked up her name and it’s Haliey Welch
They shouldn’t though not really. They’re as hopped up on tv’s pseudo-reality as the FOX denizens and ‘knowing better’ is simply part of the fantasy they’re sold
I’m usually sitting or lying down.
Musta thrown out his dialin’ finger during his “response” to bibi 
Probably try reading the missive before commenting cuz your take is catastrophically wrong and bad