“I hope he grins like Jack Nicholson
And forces you to play a game called ‘Balls on Chin’
And whatever happens next is all a blur
But you remember ‘fist’ can be a verb”

-- Bloodhound Gang, “I Hope You Die”

the dad was making a really poor analogy, that’s all this is

would it be awkward to point out that this wouldn’t work

soak it, maybe, but microwaving it will just burn it. like an egg white.

TMYK

that man has the manliest pussy you’ll ever see

These are people who insist that the KJV, perhaps history’s absolute worst translation of scripture ever, as the single solitary legitimate version of the Bible.

This is a shit-tier excuse for bombing schools, regardless.

My bear in christ, have you heard of adoption?

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you give rural Texas news stations a bit more credit than I would

https://tardis.fandom.com/wiki/The_Lie_of_the_Land_(TV_story)

“The Monks have ruled the world since humanity took its very first baby steps towards the Sun. One problem… they haven’t always been there. And only Bill Potts sees the truth. But where is the Doctor? And how can Bill make the rest of the world see?”

https://tardis.fandom.com/wiki/Monk_(species)

@miss_brainfart I think it was the Pyramid Monks? I should probably look it up.

*large
*hairy
*naked
*gay

checks out

my dude right here is like “i’m typing with thumbs on a tiny device” while banging out “exhaustively,” “convincingly,” “electromagnetism,” “centralisation,” “industrialized,” “catastrophically,”

god tier shit

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His name was David Johnston

(His name was David Johnston)

tell me you know nothing about the history of theater without telling me

@Diva @TWeaK wasn’t the secret point of the Iraq War to use it as our foothold in the ME…

I just saw one the other day at the 7-11

There’s a particularly chilling Doctor Who episode where aliens took over the world a year ago, but have been telling everyone that it has been that way forever, and punishing those that publicly deny it. 99.9% of people simply go on repeating it and accepting it and just going about their days as normally as possible, despite everyone knowing it isn’t really true.