I am an enigma wrapped in a burrito that is also wrapped in a fuzzy blanket
This is the most important news item of all time.
God, Jabba, you stupid fuck. Don’t you know anything? I mean, fuck!
I pray for calf cramps, those are easy to deal with. Chin? Fuck fuck fuck no
The nuclear family is bad, all the fuckin radiation has to be bad for you.
NO
(As I devour half a bag of family sized Lays)
NOT ME
Maybe they like it better that waaaaaay
I was in this picture, and I still don’t like it.
It’s… It’s a comic?
wat
Did you even respond to the correct post??
Wife repeated a line from the Butthole Surfer’s song Pepper when she reads the news :D
You need to double tap that royalty
“Forget everything you know about slipcovers!”
Balatro
“through” is just cheating at Scrabble
Ok, that took me a few moments…
A normal Borderland weapon proccing
We call an ambulance we get fire dept first responders, then an ambulance if you need it. Never got the police, and we have done it many times with my father in law with heart issues.
… And I live in Tulsa
Future Crew did that like 30 years ago