I’m something of a bong soloist myself.

I’m something of a pie bush inspector myself.

People used to say “proven.” Like, it’s been proven. But now they say it’s been proved. When did this change?

Most LLMs support this. You just have to enable Jive mode.

Did Susan Collins write that article?

You can leave it plugged in. Remember, this an absurd luxury!

Apple Vision Pro headset. It’s way too expensive but the quality is so damn amazing. I’m a VR developer so I appreciate its power.

He did.

But what is the word for “knowing what the user wants, blatantly ignoring it and imposing the companies will anyway”?

Enshittification

Neckbeard 360

I’ve been staring at it for five minutes, and I can’t get it to not resolve.

Reschedule? Is it not at 4:20 anymore?

“We need to cut down the insane cycle of churning through personal electronics”

Translation: We need to slow down the pace of innovation!

Roller skating.

Yeah I’m not in favor of constructive dismissal, but maybe these layoffs are justified….

Hit shift twice in a row, then you can type a lowercase letter at the beginning of a sentence.

This is changing quickly.

Is this why they had to raise their prices again?

He was probably making some “furtive movements” just before the incident.

Yep, and just give them a quick flick at the end to shake off any remaining droplets. Then they’ll dry quickly.