My grandfather used to sell frozen rats and mice to pet shops and zoos to feed the snakes and birds of prey. He sold live ones, too. It was fairly profitable. Was able to build a nice house because of it.

I mapness. This shirt is fucking stupid.

It’s almost like violent video games don’t cause violence.

That’s why you should stab it in the mouth.

Every time I talk about anything with my dad around.

“You was…” I’m hoping that’s on purpose.

Thanks, I hate it.

David Zaslav should eat a polonium dick.

Thanks for letting me know to avoid that company.

Todos los traidores

Traitors. All of them.

Better food and better beer but that’s a fair point.

If they’ll get me out of the US, I’ll fight.

Just get rid of Pitchford.

Renfield was so much fun.

Generated garbage.

The next panel should have the mom go back to their phone looking up new dishwashers and the return policy on children.

Why do all the AI tech people have extremely punchable faces?

The Wii-U walked so the Switch could run. Playing Windwaker HD on the Wii-U was one of my favorite experiences.

Archaic societal expectations