You’ll like this poem:
https://ncf.idallen.com/english.html
The start of it:
Gerard Nolst Trenité - The Chaos (1922)
Dearest creature in creation Studying English pronunciation, I will teach you in my verse Sounds like corpse, corps, horse and worse.
I will keep you, Susy, busy, Make your head with heat grow dizzy; Tear in eye, your dress you’ll tear; Queer, fair seer, hear my prayer.
Reminds me of superdickery.com, which looks to be gone now. Fortunately, the wayback machine has a copy:
https://web.archive.org/web/20060116031910/http://www.superdickery.com/dick/1.html
Lots of examples of Superman just being a dick to people for no seemingly good reason