But at least he watched it before rebooting it…

If they want to find someone who hasn’t watched Trek, just get the director of Nemesis.

Neither had the maiden.

Or when two mouse buttons would be too confusing to users?

edit: fixed typo

There it is!

Isn’t it obvious? Press the key labeled ‘Any’

Nah, he’ll just transfer over to the city police instead. No moving required.

They’re not trapped, the door is wide open. They just don’t want to get out on account of their altitude.

LaserJet toners are not liquid at all, so they don’t dry out. They’re just powdered plastic particles that are attracted to static electricity created by lasers on the paper and are melted to the paper with a heated drum. Aside from energy use, laserjets are far superior to inkjets.

HP will remotely lock down the purse if the volume of sauce gets too low or you have any other brand.

She would very much like to.

SeaQuest, DS9 at it’s finest!

My Chihuahua looks more like a tornado from Twister instead.

Does the Wayback Machine keep track of twits…I mean tweets too?

I don’t think he knows what next week means.

I’m Florida we call it 4pm.

It’ll be written in ALL CAPS with a sharpie too I bet!

More like Ctrl-WHYYYY?

I saw someone at the airport yesterday walking around in an inflatable unicorn suit. Was thinking to myself, not that’s a way to keep cool and keep people out of your personal space at the same time.

Yeah. Odo was definitely on her bucket list.