knightly [none/use any]

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  • knightly [none/use any]@hexbear.nettoMemes@lemmy.mlIts all Linux !!
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    2 months ago

    I’m amazed at how long it takes to boot up, too. Especially after the login screen, it’s like 5 minutes from entering my password to the company VPN app finally starting up in the background.

    Meanwhile my 8 year old desktop (I use Arch, btw) takes all of 20 seconds, including both the login and the grub menu.






  • Eh, I’m not putting any money on that. Part 1 of Stross’ “Accelerando” already ran the concept of smartclothes into the ground before smartphones were even a thing, and nobody wants a vest that’s also a storage and compute cluster that sends passive-aggressive emails to your smartglasses when its simulated personality gets lonely.



  • The next bullshit “killer app” in tech probably follows from historical trends.

    Crypto and NFTs were essentially a rerun of the 2001 e-commerce bubble, then Generative “AI” was a combination of 80’s chatbots and the predictive text algos of the last 15 years. So the next big thing in tech is probably something from the early 90’s with some modern twist all buried under a fresh coat of marketing hype.

    • Cybiko with LoRA?
    • Gene therapy for cilantro tasting like soap?
    • A serverless, blockchainless model for Web 4.0 that manages to be craven and awful in entirely new ways?
    • VR/AR becomes as cheap as smartphones?
    • A new physical A/V format for when the streaming market implodes?
    • Even more “Smart” devices that only exist to steal personal info and die when the corpo servers go down?
    • Trend-following bots that automatically generate and sell merchandise on demand in response to viral posts (probably already exists)?
    • “Smart Agents”, software that promises to use AI to simplify the already dumbed-down apps everything uses these days?