That must’ve smelled horrible.

Wouldn’t the whey protein look like that too, up close?

People like you are the reason I was afraid to go to school as a child.

You might misunderstand. The bird droppings did not accidentally get into the cow feed. Humans put it there intentionally to save money. Just search for “poultry litter” or “broiler litter” and “cattle feed” if you don’t believe me. The people who came up with this idea are actually proud of it.

Damn, does he come with them?

He’s Canadian, so we don’t get to hear the CDC say “the risk to the public remains low” this time.

Jokes aside, I wish the teen a full and speedy recovery.

Wait wait. What would happen if a long half-strand of DNA tried to pair with another but there was one letter wrong in the middle?

I’ve seen the entire series at least 5 times. It is not a line from the show. It’s not even really Trent’s normal speech pattern.

OP didn’t say they were unattracted to them either. And if you saw my advice as anything other than a joke, that’s on you.

Telling someone you are attracted to them and asking them out is not sexual harassment. It might be against workplace rules, but that depends on the workplace. Having consensual sex with someone after a date is also not sexual harassment. It could be seen as “quid pro quo” if one of them is the other’s boss.

If at any point the person asks you to stop and you continue, then that is sexual harassment.

Tell him you feel shy around him because you’re attracted to him, and then ask him out on a date. Either he’ll leave you alone or you’ll get some. Win/win

Put the same text in 6 different languages (maybe: English, Mandarin Chinese, Hindi, Russian, Arabic, and Bengali to get as many scripts as possible?) on each side of the cube. Be the Rosetta Stone of the future. Be sure to get a native speaker to look over each text before you comission it.

That should be enough work to discourage you. :)

I got a better paying job. Pretty much every aspect of my life has since improved.

My husband has had an MSI bravo for a few years. Uses it constantly, and it’s great. No issues outta it whatsoever. However, he does not use Linux on it. He prefers to dual boot and the SSD is a little small for that (if you also want to install games).

Wow. I thought a cocaine key was like short for kilo. Which I guess is an insane amount.

I never thought about putting the cocaine in the line etched into a key.

Or as Daria said: “On second thought, hell is myself.”

Can’t relate. I grew up thinking marriage would always be illegal for me. When I had the opportunity, I took it.

Yes, my boyfriend! It seems so odd when I see straight people use the term partner. Well, as far as I’m concerned, they can have it.

Nobody asked, but as a gay man I exclusively refer to my husband as “my husband.” I never liked the term “partner.” We didn’t start a business together, and we’re not cops. “Life partner” bothers me less, but it still seems stilted

You went through all the trouble of using eth everywhere, but you left out the accent in derrière?