He can’t even buy a chatbot’s love with 44 billion dollars.

I can do all of those things and I’m an adult.

They really understate Mozart. My favourite scatalogical composition of his is “Lick My Ass Right Well and Clean” where he compares his ass to nicely buttered roast meat: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leck_mir_den_Arsch_fein_recht_schön_sauber

Super pretty choir piece: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkNePP0DX1A

Follow-up question: Are you literally a baby in a diaper?

but I don’t see why I can’t also be proudly straight

Ignoring all the power dynamics reasons why this is nonsensical, what does straight pride look like to you? What exactly are you being denied in terms of self-expression or inclusion?

If someone isn’t a Carterholic, they’re swimmin’ for a Jimmin’

More tankie propaganda trying to derail the Carter 2028 campaign. He has so much experience that he’s our best bet for defeating Donald Trump Jr.

Make Royals Romanovs Again

Oh fuck yeah put me in there I know exactly how I could get the pellet. I’d get so many pellets. I just pull the lever it’s literally so easy.

Cum status?

I hated that you need the expansion pack for side dishes. The profit margins were so much higher.

Cum status on the three stupid-ass bozos?

edit: three stupid-ass bozos and a fourth dummy who didn’t know he was dead until a doctor told him. That is absolute dingdong behaviour and his cum should not be preserved.

My car unfortunately has low clearance. It regularly uncomfortably scrapes against most inclines. The bottom panels in the front are mutilated. I can’t get out of my driveway without worrying that I’m going to bend some pipe unless I angle it perfectly.

There’s absolutely no way in hell these aren’t as gimmicky as the Las Vegas hyperloop where it’s just a circular tunnel that Teslas can’t even self-navigate. Maybe this thing can be manually offloaded from a tow truck and programmed to slowly move around a completely flat track, but I could not take it across my 10 minute commute. There are multiple local rail crossings I think it’d get stuck on and the storm channels on our intersections would probably destroy the front of it.

mr president, a second pig has pooped on its balls

I love how it still generates a two second .gif that looks like shit. It’s as bad as any of those fake movie trailers on youtube. Somehow more soulless than the B-roll it’s stealing from.

Huh, so Jesus was crucified in the pokemon universe. I wonder if one helped the Romans do it.

Wholesome and sillypilled

The Joy Reich will secure living space.

boomerang intensifies