Excuse me, but I can think of a couple other people I’d like you to meme about…

Wish them a joyous Yuletide. A cheerful solstice. A felicitous December.

It’s such a garbage-tier app and always has been. Credit to Valve for busting open online app stores, but I have no idea why people like Steam so much.

Is it true that all these parliament buildings are so spiky so giant hobos won’t nap on them?

Picard brand diaphragms draw the line here! And no further!

The FBI don’t need a back door, they just to find the plaintext default password some unpaid intern built into the product for testing purposes before Russia does.

As you can see, cootie infections have declined 63% under my administration.

I still can’t fucking believe the same guy directed Zoolander 2 and Severance.

https://sh.itjust.works/post/1580927 🐨

It pries, it scrapes, it can do anything!

He understands that papa Putin will release the kompromat if he doesn’t say this.

First one to fall on top of their opponent wins.

If you build enough solar and wind to kick fossils off the grid, they’re going to overproduce at times of peak operation. Rather than wasting that peak production, use it to process CO2.

Also, Canada’s forests burned so hard, they were a net emitter this year. I’m not sure how reliable a carbon sink trees really are as the warming gets worse…

I always figured the block and struggle maneuver was the whole point. Like arm wrestling except the loser gets his eye poked out.

It’s just a widdle baby star.

They even padded up her shoulders. She got unironically balenciaga’d by the fashion industry.

He wears a disguise to get some delta flies, but he’s not Tom Paris, he’s a Proton Boo.

Premeditating the murder of a plant.

If the party doesn’t find you handsome, they should at least find you handy.

If a big magnet protects spaceship earth from cosmic rays, a smaller magnet should protect spaceship enterprise from death rays.

But seriously, my take was always that there was something like an inner and an outer hull, and by polarizing them with opposing charges you might reinforce them so explosions are less likely to blast the outer hull off. Kind of like a magnetic lock around the entire ship.