Sure, if you don’t feel like screaming

Android programmer. Picked it up back in 2011 when I was a couple years out of school.

They’re just trying to season their … banana chunks?

All I can think of is Hundreds of Beavers

Great tits and no one to appreciate them in his own comic. Maybe he’ll find his way to Oglaf

But today isn’t a Saturday

Just aks the server directly. Aks it right in the power cord and then aks the hard drive. Aks it over and over

Very likely, bananas are technically a kind of fish

I’d trade LLMs for bug ships and necro assassins in a heartbeat

Iirc they’re indexes for the system wide search feature, Spotlight

Your dialer may already be monetized! If you get a call from a company and see their logo chances are they paid for that. It’s not enshittified yet, but it definitely could be. Source: I maintain a codebase that does this for a major device manufacturers dialer.

I’m them-adjacent and I’ll keep my mouth shut

Ringing Bell intensifies

Reduced demand (through more deaths) will naturally lower prices

Elon isn’t that old

Buffalo wings give me windmelon

They’re called that because they are the size of grape seeds. Why anyone thought that made them appealing is beyond me. Grape nut flakes are pretty good though

My sense of scale was all wrong, I thought it was a steering wheel for driving Psyduck nuts

Monkeys controlling crabs controlling monkeys finding that the clockwork crab is actually run by a monkey

I recognize the river diversion one as an Alex Jones taking point, via Knowledge Fight. Iirc it’s in northern California and wouldn’t help with reservoirs near LA anyway. The river may or may not actually even be diverted for these fish

In parallel!