But I don’t wanna pat the dicks

Must’ve been asleep for the recall shenanigans

I know Hulu has an annual billing option where they won’t prorate your bill if you cancel mid term, but I don’t know if there are any that just flat out won’t let you cancel.

“Ohh, I don’t have one of those”

Imo that’s pretty much the only benefit these days. But I’m also waiting for those 1 year, 2 year, etc “deals” where they offer $1/mo off or something

Especially at the prices the bill comes out to be. I had a day years ago where my car was in the shop, so I used one of them to get lunch. A $10 sandwich ended up costing me $30, and some people do this every day. Fuck avocado toast (which is delicious), this is why people are broke.

I definitely read that in Little Nicky’s speech impediment

Well, perhaps the wording should be amended to encompass all public employees. But that would require the law be rewritten by the people that benefit from it, so, yeah.

Uh, huh? I take some trips here and there, don’t work from home, but I’ve never had spiders make up a web between the tp and wall, and I live in the mountains where those dudes are everywhere.

I mean, you were given eyes for a reason. Also, how often do you go to the bathroom that warrants enough time for a spider to build a web??

So that means that I can engage in a a little tax evasion, as a treat, right?

On a serious note, from the article:

the law makes it a very serious crime, punishable by up to 15 years in prison, for a federal official to accept a bribe

Can we start actually enforcing this please?

On an unrelated note, I’m usually not disappointed with Popeyes. I don’t eat it enough to have a basis for comparison, and my expectations are low enough for fast food that I’m usually pleasantly surprised.

FUBAR’d Outta Research & Development

Ah good call

Get me Ham on five, hold the Mayo

Sounds like the 405 near Santa Monica/LAX

Uh, $0.50 or 50¢? Is this a trick question?

When I first started on Linux with Fedora probably a little over 15 years ago, I used gnome just because it was different. At some point I played with Enlightenment, and now I use KDE. It was different when I was more interested in screwing around with my system. Now that I use it for work, I just need everything to be as reliable, persistent, and easy as possible. I haven’t used gnome in many years, but I hear these stories all the time and I just don’t want to deal with something that’ll wrench my workflow when I have other shit to do and no time to play diagnostics.

Capitalists when an average Joe does it: wait, not like that

I don’t need a weed smoking patio, that’s what the living room couch is for (no I don’t have kids)