Do we have clearance, Clarence?
I know. Different movie but I couldn’t resist.
Do we have clearance, Clarence?
I know. Different movie but I couldn’t resist.
So THAT’S what was leaving the ring in my toilet back in college!
…right?
Making new frens every day
I completely agree. One of the most memorable nights of my life was going to an LGBTQ+ rave bar in the basement of some random building because my friend said it would be fun.
That vibe was pure awesomeness.
Cast CROPDUST and watch in delight as the room evacuates due to the stench emanating from your festering bowels.
This comment hit me like a gut punch of dread.
And now I’ll think about it for years.
This is how The Battle of Wisconsin starts.
Nothing says winning like losing so hard.
Not another crossover episode 🙄
I said “awwwww!” a split second before the shots were fired. The little guy could have easily been caught with the pole or picked up with bite gloves.
Plus, you can get a rabies shot immediately if it bites you.
This guy took five minutes before he decided the dog was simply wasting his time.
Fold the map down south and Michigan could give Florida an epic handjob. We have such wonderful geography here.
Literally the first rule of Raccoon Club. You don’t talk about Raccoon Club.
That brake check maneuver is going to haunt her for decades.
If you’ve never rolled over in laughter after someone rips The Big One, I will forever question your friendship.
Farts are tactfully hilarious bodily functions. Mad props, too, if you covertly crop dust an entire room.
Yes. American Pie - Summer Edition. Just as warm, but a little bit wetter.
What a giant condescending piece of human trash.
I misinterpreted where you were coming from with your comment. My apologies. I think we’re on the same page. Safety first.
Worst debate in United States history.